This reads like an Enron financial statement. I wouldn't at all be surprised if this is the unintelligible gobbledygook that IBM actually uses to sell their stu

This reads like an Enron financial statement. I wouldn't at all be surprised if this is the unintelligible gobbledygook that IBM actually uses to sell their stuff. Between stuff like this and "Watson curing cancer", I continue to be amazed IBM still exists, but the IBM name and reputation will likely allow them to float along for quite a bit longer. Just a few weeks ago I was speaking with a relative about their employer -- a large Fortune top 10 company -- buying into some IBM Watson b.s. because their CTO was an "IBM guy". It is really amazing.