I would like to have a new button that bans the user for life if they start a meta discussion about downvoting. It would be cool if this button somehow incorpor

I would like to have a new button that bans the user for life if they start a meta discussion about downvoting. It would be cool if this button somehow incorporated the unix "banner" command and piped the phrase "you suck" to the user's instant messenger client repeatedly, until they started to cry.