So, let's see... There's Alexa which can record what you say...and now this CloudCam (not to be confused with CloudJam or CanJam or CloudCan, etc.), which reco

So, let's see... There's Alexa which can record what you say...and now this CloudCam (not to be confused with CloudJam or CanJam or CloudCan, etc.), which records both what you say and what you do...Perhaps, soon enough there will be the Amazon AnPro to complete the privacy invasion angle? Oh, you haven't heard of Amazon AnPro? It's Amazon's wifi-enabled, kinetic/motion-powered Anal Probe device; based on some of the same advanced alien technology found at Roswell decades ago. It keeps constant watch over essential data points such as your body temperature, diet (or at least your diet's "output"), ph balance, blood pressure, cholesterol, overall bodily well-being, etc. Yes, you too can capture a complete "picture" of your body - both "inside" and out! The first 100 callers get a free tube of "integration fluid" to ease data connection of the device-to-human interface/web hooks. ;-)