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Sounds like your looking for something like MangoDb https://github.com/dcramer/mangodb https://github.com/dcramer/mangodb Note: joke assumes parent poster was
by techdragon 9y ago
Sounds like your looking for something like MangoDb https://github.com/dcramer/mangodb https://github.com/dcramer/mangodb
Note: joke assumes parent poster was somewhat humorous
- emptyroads 9y agonsafs might be another good choice: https://github.com/freedomtools/nsafs https://github.com/freedomtools/nsafs
- metahost 9y agoThat's innovative!
- djsumdog 9y agoI didn't realize there were so many of these jokefs projects. It's like the software dev equivalent of those silly domain jokes: https://helenkellersimulator.org/ https://helenkellersimulator.org/ http://motherfuckingwebsite.com/ http://motherfuckingwebsite.com/ http://thingsididlastnight.com/ http://thingsididlastnight.com/
- LambdaComplex 9y agoI wrote a joke filesystem that does nothing but provide 1x1 PNG files[0] (I was bored and asked for dumb filesystem ideas on IRC) 0. https://github.com/sector-f/colorfs https://github.com/sector-f/colorfs
- empyrical 9y agoAnother good one: https://github.com/philipl/pifs https://github.com/philipl/pifs
- DarronWyke 9y agoObligatory: "Tokutek claims to improve MongoDB performance 20x. It is unclear if this also means losing 20x as many documents."