Pilot wave just moves the quantum magic/weirdness/conspiracy to a particle whose trajectory we cant see, that "rides" the pilot wave in a manner that grossly vi

Pilot wave just moves the quantum magic/weirdness/conspiracy to a particle whose trajectory we cant see, that "rides" the pilot wave in a manner that grossly violates our notions of cause and effect. Under pilot wave theory, you can still build the same computer, but the explanation for the magic efficiency is explained in terms of the magical movements of the rider particle.