I'm taking the parachute. How often do you get to jump out of a fiery wreck of a plane? Besides, if there is a deity, I'm probably well passed the threshold for

I'm taking the parachute. How often do you get to jump out of a fiery wreck of a plane? Besides, if there is a deity, I'm probably well passed the threshold for acceptance in a mere few minutes. If I find out there's a deity, I'm going to punch them right in the mouth.