Most of us do stupid things. Some of us just get caught. I worked in detention, at a military facility. There was a sign where we went from the staff area to t

Most of us do stupid things. Some of us just get caught. I worked in detention, at a military facility. There was a sign where we went from the staff area to the secure area. It read, 'There but by the grace of God go I.' I'm not religious, but it has stuck with me all these years. I've probably done everything the OP has done, and more. The only difference is that I wasn't caught and/or have enough wealth to not have been looked at in the first place.