Whenever I see comparisons like this they're usually written by someone who prefers one over the other rather than 'a logical comparison of features'. This is e

Whenever I see comparisons like this they're usually written by someone who prefers one over the other rather than 'a logical comparison of features'. This is evident in language like 'schizophrenic tableau of function names'. I prefer Ruby/Python over PHP, the syntax and language features are a lot more predictable and sane in those languages than PHP. But I really think a drawn out comparison like this is beating a dead horse.