For anyone saying that, in spite of digital currencies being poor candidates for replacing fiat, they're still legit "stores of value", I have an alternative "s

For anyone saying that, in spite of digital currencies being poor candidates for replacing fiat, they're still legit "stores of value", I have an alternative "store of value" that is also guaranteed to never inflate its supply. It's called: me! There is only one of me, forever! The supply of me will eventually go to zero! Get in now- only $4999.95 for one 1/1000th share of me! Want to trade shares of me? Just use craigslist. I'm sure I'll be on Poloniex soon. I hear there's a double bottom pattern so get in now! Don't like me? Well I also hand-made a copper wire sculpture! It's truly one of a kind and guaranteed to last forever! A 1/1000th share of my sculpture is $15,000 though because it'll make you feel sophisticated and artistic (I'm more of a lowbrow investment myself)