Canonical should SELL their product to newbies: but a CD, it costs you less than your anti-virus software, we give you 30 days of support and you get an office

Canonical should SELL their product to newbies: but a CD, it costs you less than your anti-virus software, we give you 30 days of support and you get an office suice for free, too. All for $49.99 - it's a great deal!