I think you missed the satire in the post. Obviously these warnings couldn't be used in practice since they list exploits that would've been fixed upstream if t

I think you missed the satire in the post. Obviously these warnings couldn't be used in practice since they list exploits that would've been fixed upstream if the companies had found them before release. One exception might be the vibrator spyware "feature" which was clearly on purpose. I took it more as a jab at the terrible software practices in this IoT goldrush than a serious proposal to add actual warning labels to their packaging.