This was pure joy to read. Management asks for something foolish and counterproductive, and then one of the top techs pushes the absurdity right back in their

This was pure joy to read. Management asks for something foolish and counterproductive, and then one of the top techs pushes the absurdity right back in their faces -- take this: obvious big win, but a drastic opposite delta by your crude, misguided, metric! My kids stared at me laughing very loudly for quite a few seconds :-)