I wonder where on the spectrum from metaphysical impossibility to metaphysical certainty the accurate version of this headline is. Sure, AAPL’s enterprise valu

I wonder where on the spectrum from metaphysical impossibility to metaphysical certainty the accurate version of this headline is. Sure, AAPL’s enterprise value is north of $800B, and GOOGL’s market cap is ~$680B. But I bet stranger things have happened in capital markets, albeit not at this scale. If Alphabet’s board were hell-bent on acquiring Apple, could they get the leverage to do it from anyone short of a national government? (Putting aside the obvious antitrust concerns.)