My old friend H. Pringle scripted a rejection letter that looked a little like (please forgive my liberal re-interpretation): Dear _, Thank you for your rejec

My old friend H. Pringle scripted a rejection letter that looked a little like (please forgive my liberal re-interpretation): Dear _, Thank you for your rejection letter dated ___. As you may imagine, I have received a lot of fine rejection letters, and you will appreciate that it is impossible for me to accept them all. I will therefore be starting employment with you on ____. Regards and best wishes, H. Pringle