If (Government && GetRidOfCash) $response = MakeCashUnusable($year=2012); // Returns array with multiple options echo $response[0]; "Success! New law implemen

If (Government && GetRidOfCash) $response = MakeCashUnusable($year=2012); // Returns array with multiple options echo $response[0]; "Success! New law implemented that will effectively make it so painful to use cash, checks, ach and wire-transfers that everyone will use credit and debit cards which we have full digital access to without direct user knowledge." echo $response[1]; "Success! New law implemented that will effectively make it so painful to use cash that everyone will start buying everything possible from overseas companies who still accept PO's ( checks, ach and wire-transfers ) because the shipping cost are more easy to predict than cost associated with absolute compliance with this new law."