Dear Sir/Madam, we at Onk NeoL Patent Tech take much pride in our inventions and patents. We recently came across one of your products, BLUNT ARROWHEAD, which w

Dear Sir/Madam, we at Onk NeoL Patent Tech take much pride in our inventions and patents. We recently came across one of your products, BLUNT ARROWHEAD, which we think violates our patent #5, registered with Neolithic Patent Office. Please send one goat to license our patent, else we will send our grizzly bear. Best Regards, Onk - CEO Onk NeoL Patent Tech.