It's clickbait is what it is. They've defined god with these arbitrary restrictions that correlate neither with omniscience nor with what an actual fund manage

It's clickbait is what it is. They've defined god with these arbitrary restrictions that correlate neither with omniscience nor with what an actual fund manager could know. Obviously even without allowing rebalancing, god could optimize for less-volatility and keep his job while still knocking it out of the park (just slightly less).