I'll trade expressing frustration for a tool that actually solves the problem. Every time this topic comes up, I ask the same question hoping someone will poin

I'll trade expressing frustration for a tool that actually solves the problem. Every time this topic comes up, I ask the same question hoping someone will point to a tool designed for this use-case, and not just an afterthought compatibility mode for a different solution. Nix on windows is a non-starter because it's not really Nix-on-windows. It's Nix-on-Linux-Subsystem-for-Windows-10-Creators-Edition. Who's running Windows 10 Creators Edition on production? Give me something that runs on Windows Server 2012 and doesn't require all-or-nothing adoption.