slashdot.org gives you fortune output in an "X-Fry" header, much like the site itself. EDIT: on second look, they're Futurama quotes. That explains why "X-Fry"

slashdot.org gives you fortune output in an "X-Fry" header, much like the site itself. EDIT: on second look, they're Futurama quotes. That explains why "X-Fry" changed to "X-Bender" when I went back!