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Corporate Gibberish Generator (2004)
- bitwize 9y agoC-f decisioning Nothing. Too bad, I love that one. I don't think I've heard "bricks-and-clicks" since the 90s though. Good one.
- dentemple 9y ago>We think that most reality-based portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Python. I agree.
- emmelaich 9y agoHaha. I got .. > ...portals use far too much Python, and not enough PNG.
- Animats 9y agoIs there a version of this for generating initial coin offerings?
- AckSyn 9y agoYou can replace the text after the `=` with whatver you like: http://www.andrewdavidson.com/gibberish/?companyname=BitCoin http://www.andrewdavidson.com/gibberish/?companyname=BitCoin
- deusum 9y agoI'm reminded of Hemmingway, "Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?"
- Franciscouzo 9y agoLooks pretty similar to this [0], which I rewrote in Python [1] for fun. [0] http://cbsg.sf.net/ http://cbsg.sf.net/ [1] https://github.com/franciscouzo/corporate_bullshit https://github.com/franciscouzo/corporate_bullshit
- snambi 9y agooh my god... this is really hilarious.
- bastijn 9y ago>Think world-class. Think turn-key. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. In generic, I see multiple versions of x,y,z, but not at the same time. Those last words really work marketing magic.
- sheldor 9y agoI'm pretty sure there is a similar version for modern trash talk (agile methodologies, scrum, growth mindsets e.t.c) but I can't seem to find it. Does anyone remember?
- 0xfeeddeadbeef 9y agoThis [0] will help you in deciphering. [0] https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/3491.The_Dictionary_of_Corporate_Bullshit https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/3491.The_Dictionary_of_C...
- bitwize 9y ago> The innovative bandwidth factor is innovative. And Longcat is long!