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> Why would the US/West attack when they know there will be hundreds of thousands of casualties almost immediately Once, [President Johnson's penis] Jumbo was
by AlexCoventry 9y ago
> Why would the US/West attack when they know there will be hundreds of thousands of casualties almost immediately
Once, [President Johnson's penis] Jumbo was called upon to serve the country in a time of great need, when words – even words from the POTUS – would simply not do. In a mercifully off-the-record moment at the height of America’s entanglement in Vietnam, reporters asked Johnson to explain, simply, “Why?” Unable to conjure a suitable answer, LBJ instead produced his veiny avatar.
“This is why!” Johnson declared, presenting Jumbo to the press pool like a flaccid, useless Excalibur. Thankfully, he didn't put his sword in their stones.
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- nerdponx 9y agoI had never heard of this before. Wow. And we all thought Trump was a boorish narcissist...