What Mitch Hedberg needs is a gummint that will give him a tax break for making retailers issue receipts that are also delivered (by wire, natch) to the revenoo

What Mitch Hedberg needs is a gummint that will give him a tax break for making retailers issue receipts that are also delivered (by wire, natch) to the revenooers. Paper not needed, his tax break is also by wire. Yes, that's a thing.