The article has a very pro-sex vibe to it so I'm going to say it's just you. > Sign a pledge with me here today. Not of celibacy (where’s the fun in that?), bu

The article has a very pro-sex vibe to it so I'm going to say it's just you. > Sign a pledge with me here today. Not of celibacy (where’s the fun in that?), but let’s end this scourge once and for all by committing to contemporaries. > If I could prolong my time as a young adult by, say, 2.3 years, here is a list of things I would like to do: [...] • Have more romantic partners. Preferably ones with abs.