Yeah, I asked my French teacher whether you could say "s'elle vous plait" instead of "s'il vous plait". She laughed, probably because of the shear novelty of s

Yeah, I asked my French teacher whether you could say "s'elle vous plait" instead of "s'il vous plait". She laughed, probably because of the shear novelty of such a thought. It would never occur to a native speaker.