> Granted a nosql db like hive is 'cheating' by taking advantage of lots of disks/hardware on lots of machines That's not "cheating", it's literally the only r

> Granted a nosql db like hive is 'cheating' by taking advantage of lots of disks/hardware on lots of machines That's not "cheating", it's literally the only relevant factor. Who would win in a fight: a superintelligent ninja cat with laser nunchucks and body armor, or a dog?