translation: we are pleased to announce that we're extending per-second billing across our platform. we were first to do it. it's actually useless (but we we

translation: we are pleased to announce that we're extending per-second billing across our platform. we were first to do it. it's actually useless (but we were first!). let me show you why: ... but we are forced to do it because of <unnamed competitor> bunch of ads of why we are cool and doing "real innovation", compared to that stupid other competitor that forced us to enable per second billing. we are still better than competitor so.. signup! (disclosure: I don't work for Google)