You're experiences differ from mine. "Why doesn't this work in production?" -> "Because Marketing screwed up, look at this dashboard screenshot" "Why is this

You're experiences differ from mine. "Why doesn't this work in production?" -> "Because Marketing screwed up, look at this dashboard screenshot" "Why is this slow in production?" -> "Because Marketing screwed up, look at this dashboard screenshot" After some time "Marketing can't handle this technical stuff [....]" -> "We can take over, we need 3 more people for that" "We don't have the money" -> "Then we will not release Mega-feature-X".