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I'd rather not be bribed with a cactus.

• hprotagonist 9y ago
  I'm kind of shocked they tried. Tucson's in the middle of Saguaro national park, give or take, so i'm assuming the cactus in question was a Saguaro, but the sheer amount of paperwork, not to mention botanical effort, involved in moving an adult Saguaro anywhere is enormous. Most of them are microchipped, their root networks are huge and shallow, they're really cranky about being transplanted in adulthood.. the list goes on and on.