I'd like to pitch a follow-up question to everyone answering "I used to, but now I use linux" or just "I use linux so no": If you were to move back to Windows/

I'd like to pitch a follow-up question to everyone answering "I used to, but now I use linux" or just "I use linux so no": If you were to move back to Windows/Mac OR if you faced the same questions within a Linux environment, would you then pirate software?