I know it's cynical, but every time I see an "It's time to kill [x]" piece, I assume the author has some competing solution they're trying to hawk. In this case

I know it's cynical, but every time I see an "It's time to kill [x]" piece, I assume the author has some competing solution they're trying to hawk. In this case, very much no solutions are offered (but promised in future installments). The web sucking is a symptom of its success, not an indication of some intrinsic inadequacy. HTML is fault-tolerant. JavaScript is an add-on, not a runtime requirement. CSS degrades gracefully. The web is resilient, forgiving, and accessible. And yeah, a little slow and broken, but so?