Well, if you have a habit of calling family from overseas asking them to move your stuff from your apartment because you're "not coming back", well, crap happen

Well, if you have a habit of calling family from overseas asking them to move your stuff from your apartment because you're "not coming back", well, crap happens. Last year when I was "permanently moving to Australia", my family staged and intervention and forced me to for-once move my things to my parents' house first. My immigration lasted roughly 364 days, the maximum duration of a tourist stay :-P