I want an install of wordpress for 500 dollars, i'll handle the hosting costs dont worry --- oh can i have a special blog template with x oh can i have a sto

I want an install of wordpress for 500 dollars, i'll handle the hosting costs dont worry --- oh can i have a special blog template with x oh can i have a store as well, i'll pay any associated licensing fees. oh can i have x plugin oh can i have another x plugin oh can i add a new payment processor oh can i add bitbcoin oh can i add some no-value features. why did you make me spend so much on this. I'll report to the media how awful you are. Said nobody but government. (just the above bit)