> Workers lose ground for 50 years straight > Corporate profits now higher than ever before in human history > Recent news says workers may lose slightly less

> Workers lose ground for 50 years straight > Corporate profits now higher than ever before in human history > Recent news says workers may lose slightly less ground this year than in previous years > Panic! Quick, raise interest rates and chop off the economy at the knees! Quick, import more foreign workers to keep wages low!