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The History of Java
- r_stall_mang 9y agoThis time we're going to go in depth at one of the most nefarious tools ever devised by the snake. Java. Java was created by one of the snake's most devious companies, Sun Microsystems. Java embodied the principal philosophy of the snake 'object' oriented programming (materialism). This shallow pathetic shell of a language was designed from the ground up as a tool of the snake. First and foremost it runs in a virtual machine. Virtual machine keep the unwashed plebs away from the precious processor and ram. Allowing the plebs to program only what the snake allows. Concepts like memory management replaced with 'classes'. The c++ experiment taught the snake what it needed to know to create the ideal language to control both business and eventually nearly every cell phone in use today (dalvik) and together with ARM (another head of the snake) have ensured everyone carry's around a permanent enema back full of the snakes mind numbing poison. Java's 0.1 version was known as Jewva internally. It was the ultimate project of the snake that would allow total control of computing devices. Eventually the name was changed to Java to make it less obvious to the plebs about who was in control and dulling their senses making them think of a warm cup of Java, more like a warm cup of some jew blowing his jew load up in you, but I digress. If you think I'm wrong, tell me what runs the phone in your pocket? Is it Microsoft or apple? You might say with a sneering tone....well bill gates and Steve jobs eat jew cum for breakfast on their fucking wheatyos. Well I guess not jobs but anyway the take it hard from the jews. Basically other than that jew shit you got the jewyest shit of em all. A nice warm cup of steaming jewva mmmmmmmmmmmm warm and sticky like a fresh load from a circumcised jew cock. Lap it up bitches.