Hacker News teaches me new things daily, see I thought Bitcoin was a decentralized payment network, that is a solution to a class of distributed network communi

Hacker News teaches me new things daily, see I thought Bitcoin was a decentralized payment network, that is a solution to a class of distributed network communication problems known as Byzantine generals problem. I did not realize Bitcoin was actually a Plant or more specifically a flowers bulb. I have been using computers my whole life, I had no clue I could run flowers on my machine, also flowers would allow me to create value using electricity, and send value over TCP/IP without a trusted third party. Go ahead and sell your bitcoin or whatever the fuck you want to do because your clearly too dumb to understand a protocol, or the abilities a protocol can provide. Wait a minute Bitcoin can't be a flower, I mean it doesn't die during the winter, also my cat has never tried to eat it.