Or -- to get this back on topic -- add more fibre to your diet and your days of messy wiping will be over [1]. [1] This is not medical advice. Terms and condit

Or -- to get this back on topic -- add more fibre to your diet and your days of messy wiping will be over [1]. [1] This is not medical advice. Terms and conditions may apply. Consult a physician and toilet paper specialist before stopping to wipe.