This is magnificent! I mean, not the botched adaptation itself, but the story about the botched adaptation. Twain would have loved it! A pair of venal, merce

This is magnificent! I mean, not the botched adaptation itself, but the story about the botched adaptation. Twain would have loved it! A pair of venal, mercenary hacks are contracted by an equally venal and mercenary publisher to squeeze an extra dime from some fragmentary notes left behind by a genius author who died a century before. It's the perfect setup for a Mark Twain story. Hardly a more cynical author ever put pen to paper. Which is why I laugh when the article quotes Twain writing "tend to them constantly, and keep a pure heart," as if that's Twain moralizing, when it's much more likely he would have delivered that line with delightful irony.