> it's essentially implausible for hedge funds on average to generate alpha. Only if they're playing fair. But, wink wink, you should really wink wink invest

> it's essentially implausible for hedge funds on average to generate alpha. Only if they're playing fair. But, wink wink, you should really wink wink invest in my uncle's fund, he knows a wink good strategy, but if you enjoy plausible deniability you'll just fork over the dough without asking too many questions.