Nope, neither of them are crimes and in fact, prosecuting someone for either of them is actually a crime. You're misusing the word crime here, despite me being

Nope, neither of them are crimes and in fact, prosecuting someone for either of them is actually a crime. You're misusing the word crime here, despite me being very explicit about what I'm talking about. The law does not determine crime-- morality determines that the law is criminal itself, as I've shown.