You're severely underestimating children (or over-estimating the current state of AI). 5 year-olds have better natural language skills than any AI in existence,

You're severely underestimating children (or over-estimating the current state of AI). 5 year-olds have better natural language skills than any AI in existence, better motor and navigation skills than the most advanced DARPA robot, better mood recognition capabilities, etc. You appear to be thinking of just facts and figures. AI is not that.