Hee hee. No sooner did I press "submit" and head out the door than I thought "oops, someone is going to take me literally about that 'English major' line which

Hee hee. No sooner did I press "submit" and head out the door than I thought "oops, someone is going to take me literally about that 'English major' line which I tossed off half-seriously. Maybe I should have phrased that differently." I agree with you, of course. Moral: everyone could use a copy editor. ;)