I propose we call Javascript a "quantum mechanical programming language" because the value of a variable can never be determined if it is compared to another by

I propose we call Javascript a "quantum mechanical programming language" because the value of a variable can never be determined if it is compared to another by observing it directly. I can just hear it now: "It helps to think of variable conversions in comparisons as a 'cloud' of value probabilities instead of a discrete value"