Oh good, sounds like Equifax's valuable data is safe, it's just that of their unwilling 'customers' that leaked. Don't worry, for $9.99 a month they'll help yo

Oh good, sounds like Equifax's valuable data is safe, it's just that of their unwilling 'customers' that leaked. Don't worry, for $9.99 a month they'll help you clean the mess they made. I am being sarcastic, but I wouldn't be surprised at their audacity.