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no, i'd be right behind you with the pitchforks for that ;)

• efreak 9y ago
  Then you'll absolutely love the URLbar marquee[0]. Combine this with a page title marquee and you can grab attention even if the browser is minimized. (Can now only get results for maps to bars named Marquee...). Now just add fartscroll.js[1] and you're set with the most annoying website. [0] https://grack.com/blog/2011/03/07/abusing-the-html5-history-api-for-fun-and-chaos/ https://grack.com/blog/2011/03/07/abusing-the-html5-history-... [1] https://github.com/theonion/fartscroll.js/ https://github.com/theonion/fartscroll.js/
  • crispinb 9y ago
    A couple of Medium articles written cannily and then forwarded to appropriate business influencers, and this could be made a fashionable thing ...
    • oliyoung 9y ago
      you're a bad person ;)