"What's the fundamental value of $1?" I can wipe my butt with a dollar bill. I can use that dollar bill to snort a line of cocaine. I can make a paper football

"What's the fundamental value of $1?" I can wipe my butt with a dollar bill. I can use that dollar bill to snort a line of cocaine. I can make a paper football out of it. I can use it to help roll a joint. I can fold it into a small coin purse to hold change and keep it from rattling in my pocket. The dollar bill, being a physical object, has some utility, and thus some value. Can you do any of those things mentioned above with a Bitcoin?