Not quite there, but parts are: * You can send your firehose to BigQuery, and write Javascript UDFs to transform the data. * You can use a service like DataRo

Not quite there, but parts are: * You can send your firehose to BigQuery, and write Javascript UDFs to transform the data. * You can use a service like DataRobot to automatically train a bunch of models. * You can deploy the trained models using a serverless platform like Lambda. Nothing that's one-size-fits-all, but watch out for trends in that direction as more ML workflows get standardized.