I think you misunderstand how Republicans view sex. * It's something you don't talk about (or do) in polite company or around kids. * It's something you don't

I think you misunderstand how Republicans view sex. * It's something you don't talk about (or do) in polite company or around kids. * It's something you don't do with someone you're not married to. (And by God you better to married to the opposite sex) * It's implied that if you are married you must be having sex on at last a weekly schedule. * I won't got into details but anything beyond the basics is strictly forbidden. (Candles are only allowed for mood lighting.) :) All tongue in cheek of course.