Harrumph. In my day, we found our porn tucked under mattresses, out in the woods, behind a wood panel in a shed, etc. I feel like I should be hiding USB drives

Harrumph. In my day, we found our porn tucked under mattresses, out in the woods, behind a wood panel in a shed, etc. I feel like I should be hiding USB drives full of rather tame Playboy PDFs in the same places, maybe throw in a stray Hustler or Penthouse once in a while.