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> Does anyone have any pointers? Sure, here you are: void *x= malloc(16384) (Couldn't resist)

• mcguire 9y ago
  Welcome to systems programming, home of bad jokes and worse problems...
  • flavio81 9y ago
    "I called the janitor the other day to see what he could do about my dingy linoleum floor. He said he would have been happy to loan me a polisher, but that he hadn't the slightest idea what he had done with it. I told him not to worry about it - that as a programmer it wasn't the first time I had experienced a buffer allocation failure due to a memory error." --- "Q: Why did the concurrent chicken cross the road? A: the side other To to get" (These were copied from the S.O. website)
    • mcguire 9y ago
      One piece of advice I'll never forget: Never grep a yacc by the i-node.
• wruza 9y ago
  I thought replication pointer would come from strdup() at least.
• robotresearcher 9y ago
  Memcheck: 16384 bytes probably lost.