The OP has a treadmill desk. Of course then turning his head will be a PITA. Perhaps he should change jobs, say do something door-to-door where he'll always be

The OP has a treadmill desk. Of course then turning his head will be a PITA. Perhaps he should change jobs, say do something door-to-door where he'll always be moving about and not have to deal with the weighty issue of how to allocate his screen real estate productively when his peripheral vision is inadequate for reading. His manifesto is perhaps built upon some faulty premises...